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Pole dancing kit for sale... [Wednesday
January 14th, 2009 at 12:31pm]
Heres the link to my gumtree ad

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Walking in memphis?? [Thursday
May 10th, 2007 at 6:57pm]
Yello...somehow I felt the need to update...can't think why hmmmm.

Lately I've been working & working & working...I've also taken up seasonal smoking as i seem to do each year...mon the summer fags!!

Benn hanging out with The Banditos & others & having frequent Friday night parties in the gang hut...MJ you must attend or I'll be sending a truancy form to your parents.

Been wearing paris Hiltons new perfume which is pretty hott...mmmmmm Paris & Nicole ftw...

Realised I've lost half a stone or more since moving to Morningside...must be something in the air/water/bad meat...

I simply must fake tan soon & wax as I'm looking awfully pasty & hairy which is never a good thing.

MJ can we go get that summer dress for me when I get paid?? I know I'm in a lot of debt but I simply MUST have it...IT MUST BE MINE.

Any how, thats me off for another 2 weeks.

Love Nudge
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April 21st, 2007 at 10:00pm]
[ mood | tired ]

Hmmm...I feel an update is due, all of my own accord of course.
Lately I've been passing the time working in Superdrug spending all my money on perfume and makeup and have became a right old tart. I also can be found nightly in the odeon...life is jolly.

I have also been enjoying the scent of tuna breath and mussell farts from my beloved MJ...

My tattoo celebrated its second birthday with great happiness...MJ and all her tats were there so it was a pretty full house, the turn out was great ans my tattoo got a little tipsy to say the least.

Benjie and I have found a new hobby of counting all the coppers in the house and ordering a pizza hut, then paying the delivery guy with the said coins...as you can imagine, much fun can be had by all.

Anyhow i'm off to enjoy a beer of the chilli variety...or three.


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New Year [Wednesday
January 3rd, 2007 at 12:32pm]
[ mood | crappy ]

Bleh...the new year hasn't begun in the best way possible...hope it brings more happiness later on.
My resolutions for this year are...

. get skinny by any means possible
. make better choices
. Be a stronger person & don't let dumb ass fucks bring me down
. think more about my career & what I wanna do
. make more effort with my apperance eg, look more slutty
. smoke more
. become a celebrity

OK the last 2 just bring some slight humour to it but blah...I feel like shit.
I dunno what to do.
Back to work tomorrow, hopefully that will shed even more light on the current situation, I just wanna run away to a hot climate.


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Weee [Tuesday
October 17th, 2006 at 5:22pm]
[ mood | complacent ]

So after lots of hard work and playing conquer...LOL.
I have finally been employed as a trainee dental nurse yay!
So I'm gonna be a wee nursie, just like Nursie and take my job too seriously, take people hostage and fix their teeth too much then kill them.

Im mostly looking forward to the outfit lol.

Wee Den has a job too so we're all gonna be rich and move into a huge house w00t

Catch ye...

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October 16th, 2006 at 1:57pm]
Happy Birthday my love Lynsey for yesterday...yes I know i'm shit...wasn't on LJ yesterday & I have no pennies in my phone for a txt.
Hope U had a good day & I shall see u soon for a bevvie ya cunt.

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Glubbinz manager [Monday
August 14th, 2006 at 2:43pm]
[ mood | geeky ]

Aloha people, those which I care about LOL
Life has been peachy, cudpad for four is going well and we have been consuming vast quantaties of beer, films & colouring pens and books.
My computer died but luckily Dens came to the rescue so I can have my online rpg fix LOLZORDZ.
Still feeling slightly angry with a certain someone y'know...people are cunts yaya.
I are being cryptic its funny.
Looking forward to me Jen n Dens salad week diet...LIDLZ 'ere we gomez.
p00p glubbinz.

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One last meme? [Saturday
June 24th, 2006 at 5:04pm]
[ mood | chipper ]

first timesCollapse )

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June 8th, 2006 at 4:29pm]
I think my LJ days are over...

catch ye
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May 19th, 2006 at 3:52pm]
[ mood | bored ]

Blah blah blah blah
Boredom has hit me I require chinese beer to make me better.
We now have a living room...I think I shall p00p in it to pass the time, then consume a vast quantity of Big T untill I have a beer gut as large as Johnny Vegas.

catch ye

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Awwww [Saturday
May 13th, 2006 at 2:00pm]
[ mood | nostalgic ]

For lynsey_

Happy anniversary...8 years today, SOBS!!!!!!!

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May 9th, 2006 at 8:45pm]
Hot tamales and they're red hot, yes she got em for sale.
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Skull fucking a cyclops nun [Monday
May 1st, 2006 at 3:31pm]
[ mood | bored ]

Barry & Anna's engagement party was a hoot, nice night for it and it was really good to see a lot of people i've not seen in a while.
Heres the shortlist of photo's which are as always quite amusing...

party @ the treeCollapse )

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hmmm [Tuesday
April 25th, 2006 at 12:54pm]
[ mood | bored ]

hahahaha meme loveCollapse )

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April 24th, 2006 at 8:08pm]
Get it doon ye...

RUM CUD's ALL ROUND!!!!!!!!!
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pillz plz thnx [Saturday
April 22nd, 2006 at 1:24pm]
[ mood | weird ]

MJ & I are feeling like horny rams...
Must be something in the air/water/bad meat.

What has become of me?
Hahahahahahaha take me to a warm climate plz thnx.

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yaya [Monday
April 17th, 2006 at 4:38pm]
[ mood | bored ]

Hmmmmmmmm im so bored.
I cannot grasp the concept of deal or no deal.
Compared to a wee while ago things have gotten boring again.
This weeks gonna suck big time.
I'm at a loss just now...p00p.
Maybe I will be pleasantly surprised this week with something fun?
Maybe not...

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April 12th, 2006 at 12:02pm]
I have far too much thyme on my hands.
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Better together... [Tuesday
April 11th, 2006 at 3:57pm]
Many thanks to everyone LJ & non LJ involved in my now.
Like Jack Johnson & Jerry Jackson.
I like my now.
MJ, hey.
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Hmmmmm [Monday
April 10th, 2006 at 2:41pm]
[ mood | cheerful ]

Hello my little babzas.
Loo is feeling perky today just like her breasts were when she was 17.
Life is good & bad u know like.
In 2 weeks I have sucessfully completed a few rites of passage and "lost" a few things including my keys my phone and hmmm gargoils.
Shopping Tuesday
Citrus Thursday
Chocolate (sometimes strawberry) Sunday...SOWWWWWWY

Heathcliff is the root of all healing.
nawnaw wine plz

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